dildorrito:

what’s the password

(Source: tibets, via kiss-my-assbutt)

Timestamp: 1413782357

dildorrito:

what’s the password

(Source: tibets, via kiss-my-assbutt)

qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

(via kiss-my-assbutt)

tarball-sauce:

andwhentheworldisspinning:

techsquadassemble:

dangergays:

so i go to a private school where tuition costs more than most people make in a year and lemme tell you, rich kids are so unaware that they’re rich it’s hilarious and frightening at the same time

I go to a private school too and a while back I was complaining about how I was never home alone and a guy legitimately said “just buy a hotel room”
Rich kids are scary

They really are.

image

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parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

(via kiss-my-assbutt)

Timestamp: 1413782073

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

(via kiss-my-assbutt)

radicalace:

I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.

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onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath)

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Timestamp: 1413781886

onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath)

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oneeyedhaise:

having the worst dress sense in ur squad

image

(via dutchster)

intensional:

atoasttotheendofalliknow:

Need.

anyone know where to get these they’re so nice i love them so much omg

(Source: beben-eleben, via kiss-my-assbutt)

Timestamp: 1413781676

intensional:

atoasttotheendofalliknow:

Need.

anyone know where to get these they’re so nice i love them so much omg

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thedegenerategamblers:

homestucks-and-shit:

swagscats:

bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

actually my friend had an operation last year and she was legally dead for seven minutes from loss of blood and she said it literally feels like absolutely nothing

that’s not comforting

I want to experience that

(Source: heteroh, via heydiddlehiddleston)

langleav:

cjmastwile8:

Acceptance 🙋🔫 #lullabies #langleav #loveandmisadventures

Thanks for posting this lovely xo Lang 

…………….

My new book Lullabies is now available via Amazon, BN.com The Book Depository and bookstores worldwide.

(via psych-facts)

Timestamp: 1413781491

langleav:

cjmastwile8:

Acceptance 🙋🔫 #lullabies #langleav #loveandmisadventures

Thanks for posting this lovely xo Lang 

…………….

My new book Lullabies is now available via Amazon, BN.com The Book Depository and bookstores worldwide.

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